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"I just broke up with my two girlfriends, yes, two. It was a mutual..triangle? It was actually going really well I just suck at relationships. What do you think about this?"

-Question submitted by Anonymous

Dannielle Says:

I think you should focus on having one girlfriend.

I’m sure it was mutual and I’m sure it was great, but if you think you suck at relationships, maybe having two at once isn’t the best idea?

When people say they suck at relationships, I always assume that means they haven’t met the right person. Once you meet the person you’re supposed to be with and supposed to have a successful relationship with, you will.

If you’re scared of commitment or you can’t keep it in your pants, just recognize that and change it.

Kristin Says:

Listen, I love Chloe Sevigny and all, but I think even she would agree that seeing the words “mutual” and “triangle” next to each other makes her brain hurt.  And I am not saying that you can’t have a successful polygamous relationship, I am just saying that there needs to be a triangular form of the word mutual.  Like, triangual or something. Get me?

As far as “sucking at relationships” goes: Reflect on the relationship that you had with these two girls by focusing on the positive aspects, as well as the elements that contributed to your struggles.  Delve into it and pick it apart; use that knowledge to help you in your next romantic endeavor.  Finding the ability to be patient with yourself as you grow is key to any successful relationship, regardless of how many people that may involve.


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