“How do I stop giggling and running away from pretty girls? It’s embarrassing and I’m an adult.”
-Question submitted by Anonymous
I am about to change your whole world in a few sentences. Are you ready?
You see a pretty girl, you giggle, you run away.
Such is life.
Now… just turn around and WALK BACK UP TO THE PRETTY GIRL and say, “I am so sorry I have this thing where I giggle and run away from pretty girls.”
You see what I did there?
Even if you run away and giggle again, you’ve flirted! You’ve done it. It’s all going to be okay. You might even say a few more sentences the next time you return from a giggle-flee! If she’s meant to be, she will think it’s the damned cutest thing she’s ever seen (I’ve never met you and it sounds pretty damn adorable to me).
You probably just took your lemons and made a lemondate. Tada.