"My boyfriend doesn’t want to use a condom, any advice?"
- Question submitted by Anonymous
Don’t have sex with him.
Agree. No Condom = No Sex, you guys.
Here are some ways in which to not have sex with him:
-Say, “well, hopefully you have a really good imagination so that you can pretend we are having a really great sex when you are home alone in your bed tonight… “
-Loudly pronounce, “NO I AM NOT READY TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN” the next time you are in public together. This will work regardless of your gender.
-Explain that you have some important thoughts regarding his recent decision to not care about his own body or yours, and then play “Your Body Is A Wonderland” on maximum volume.