"I’m going to a tegan and sara concert soon and I wanna hook up/get someone’s number when I’m there, because when else am I going to be in a room with so many sexually charged lesbians?? But I don’t know how to hit on girls at a concert, please help"
- Question submitted by Anonymous
If I were in this situation, I would 100% start the conversation with, “so… I assume we both date girls?” Because if you do that, one of two things will happen.
(1) It will be a girl who does not date girls and she will laugh really loudly and say “omg literally everyone thinks I am a lesbian, I JUST LOVE GOOD MUSIC YOU GUYS”
(2) It will be a girl who DOES date girls and she laugh really loudly and say “YOU ARE CORRECT LET’S MAKE OUT”
Maybe she won’t immediately suggest the make out, but YOU NEVER KNOW.
I also suggest making eyes at people. If you make eye contact with a stranger at a concert more than one time, that means they are interested in the way that you look – or they recognize you from tumblr – EITHER WAY, they want to talk to you. So just walk up and say “So, I noticed that you noticed that I noticed that we were looking at each other” … it is confusing but it’ll work.
Another tip, I never flirt. I blame flirting on other people. So..I have literally said, “Are you flirting with me?” to someone who I wanted to flirt with…
Good luck with my advice???
Listen. I have a brilliant plan.
Make a t-shirt for the show that reads:
I’m not good at flirting. Help?
Wear it to the show.
Here, I made you a template: