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"MY DAD KEEPS PLAYING ‘SAME LOVE’ WHENEVER WE’RE IN THE CAR ALONE TOGETHER AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS SITUATION."

- Question submitted by Anonymous

Dannielle Says:

OKAY HERE’S WHAT YOU DO IF YOU HATE IT AND YOU DON’T WANT HIM TO KNOW YOU’RE GAY AND YOU WANT TO THROW HIM OFF THE TRAIL: 

When dad begins to blast SAME LOVE and bob his head off beat, Turn the radio down, look him in the eye and say “I heard this song is about cats”

Then he will have no idea that you are gay and he will also feel SO CONFUSED he will never play the song again.

HERE’S WHAT YOU DO IF YOU THINK IT’S SWEET BUT YOU’RE STILL NOT TOTALLY READY TO COME OUT: 

bob your head to the music, look your dad in the eye and give him a thumbs up.

HERE’S WHAT YOU DO IF YOU THINK THIS IS SWEET AND YOU ARE READY TO COME OUT BUT DON’T REALLY KNOW HOW:

When dad starts to bob his head to the song, look him in the eye and say, “lol this song is great because i’m gay…”

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Kristin Says:

Alternate Option, Regardless of your particular positioning: Scream sing the entirety of the song every time while eating and apple and chewing loudly. Do absolutely nothing when any other song plays, and when he asks you why you scream-sing to that one particular song, look REALLY confused and say, “I have no idea what you mean. Are you feeling okay?”

Eventually he will probably develop a reflex that changes the station within the first few notes of the song.

This method requires you to have an apple on you AT ALL TIMES.

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